Cauthey Says: January 13th, 2012 at 6:10 pm

*perform the sacred ritual that allows me to take the undead form of a lich right in front of the stranger*

“Death does not frighten me. In fact, I embrace it. So, what of this reward? My time is valuable.”

Yskuma Says: January 13th, 2012 at 6:13 pm

Thanks for the mention!

Backley Says: January 13th, 2012 at 6:26 pm

Say, “Willing to face certain death? Of course! Watch this!” and then /death

(no repair bill either, since we are inside a tavern)

TheDearLeader Says: January 13th, 2012 at 7:12 pm

Trap his Soul, and sell it. I hear Wizard Souls make good money, but I don’t feel like selling my own.

He does have less than 30 HD, right?

bkasavan Says: January 13th, 2012 at 8:03 pm

*Sure, ill be right with you!* stocks up on heal pots, and invisibility pots, just in case he gets double crossed *OK, im ready!*

danzona Says: January 13th, 2012 at 8:29 pm

Tell him/her that his/her logic is flawed. If the death is certain, then the reward is moot since it will not be collected. Maybe I would tell him/her the definition of the word “certain”.

arconalos Says: January 13th, 2012 at 9:22 pm

“Eh I face ‘certain’ death all the time, lucky I guess. Sure I could help ya out.”

LeoLionxxx Says: January 13th, 2012 at 10:01 pm

Cast Death Pact and go.

baletraeger Says: January 13th, 2012 at 10:25 pm

Gedian - “You’ve come to the right place my friend, now if you’ll just sign this standard document in triplicate we’ll get started; oh, you don’t have to read it, it’s not like there’s anything about eternal servitude in there…”

Metaljaw Says: January 14th, 2012 at 1:35 am

“The heck with that! I want my 10% xp bonus. This is my third life. Can someone LFM me for Vets and TR’s only?”

Veriden Says: January 14th, 2012 at 5:03 am

I would inform said wizard that a.) “On a long enough time line the survival rate for every one drops to zero.” and B.) There are only two things certain in the world, sunrise, and death. That said I’d urinate in his cheerios further making them less cheery by dumping my dirty kobold drink on his head and kicking him into the brawling pit where I would repeatedly cast searing light and divine punishment on him.

Larendell Says: January 14th, 2012 at 8:38 am

I would make him show me the reward, and if I thought it was good enough, go and do what he says. If the deed I was asked to do was impossible, and I died, I would release and go to him and say “Your reward or your life!”

Cor_Dath'a Says: January 14th, 2012 at 10:59 am

I turn around and run away screaming like a little kobold.

Tom_Hunters Says: January 14th, 2012 at 5:13 pm

check the reward list of wanted criminals/suspects, as a dark wizard he is probably on the list, so I’ll arrest him and hand him to the authorities

rfachini Says: January 14th, 2012 at 8:07 pm

Of course, you buy him a drink, then ask “Where to?”

CrystalFragments Says: January 15th, 2012 at 6:05 am

that depends upon the prize! Certain death is something that would require a great reward indeed. However if I do not know what this prize is you will have to find a different rogue! -Prai of Orien

Lucalbizz Says: January 15th, 2012 at 12:19 pm

“Which house?”

ZalamarQ Says: January 15th, 2012 at 10:47 pm

Hmm. Face certain death. Well, sure. *proceeds to kill wizard* Now I’m facing certain death and seems my great reward is everything you have.

Forgeborn Says: January 16th, 2012 at 9:38 am

Look away into the distance, speaking slowly of words repeated so often as I’d turn towards him and lock eyes. “Death is the natural end of all life, we should not fear it, but embrace it. It is merely another fragment in this futile existance that we lead, one that we have to experience before we move on to the void. Speak of what you wish, but keep the reward so those you sire shall not thirst for it.”

Then motion for him to take the seat opposite me, while holding a sword under the table, out of sight, ready to strike at all times.

NosceteIpsum Says: January 17th, 2012 at 10:38 pm

Shroud through Part 5 eh, sorry, I’m on timer.

Mernom Says: January 19th, 2012 at 1:41 pm

if it was me, I would say him:
“sorry,if you want me to help,wait untill I get my {Green Steel Weave Cloak, Wizardry VI, +1 Intelligence Skills (Exceptional Bonus) , Improved Regeneration (1 HP/30 Sec), +100 Spell Points, +3 Charisma Skills (Exceptional Bonus)
+10 Diplomacy, +10 Haggle, +6 Wisdom
On-being-hit chance, gain 30 temporary hit points or restore 22-32 spell points, 4% chance on each
}.”

Says: February 4th, 2012 at 2:19 pm

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